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Ok, I think I may have found the greatest TV show ever made. I can't state that as absolute fact since I've yet to see every other show ever produced, but to my mind it really can't get much better than this. I mean, this is definitely one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Not just on TV, but anywhere... ever... period! Check it out and see if you don't agree. After all, a talk show called "Vagina Power" just isn't going to be boring now, is it? Especially not when a straight-talking host like Alexyss K. Tylor brings her mom along as sidekick - truly a classic combination.

Last month I posted a rave about that hilarious Sarah Silverman clip called "I'm F*cking Matt Damon", which has now gone on to become one of the most watched clips in internet history. Well, if you liked that then you've most certainly got to watch her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel's response, which is, appropriately enough, called "I'm F*cking Ben Affleck".

Some things in life simply need to be seen. This, I promise you, is definitely one of them. It may not be as good as Sarah's, but it's pretty damn close. And this one's got a whole lot more guest stars and even a spoof of "We Are The World" to boot.

Now this is a must-see for all those who like to laugh. It's a clip by comedian Sarah Silverman called "I'm F*cking Matt Damon", which she introduced on her boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel's show a few days back, on January 31st. If you're a fan of Sarah's or of Matt's, or  just of comedy in general, you've definitely got to watch this. It's f*cking hilarious! And who knew Matt Damon could be so funny?

If you're into lists - and who isn't at this time of year - then you're certain to enjoy Bill Maher's most-appropriate of year-end lists: The "Dickheads of the Year" list from Rolling Stone magazine. From Michael Vick to Rudy Giuliani, the man simply tells it like it is.

With just 3 days to go before X'mas I think it's high time I shared with you my secret to an especially joyful and happy holiday season. Because, hey, regardless of what your grandma may have told you, all that requisite joy and happiness can't come from rum and eggnog alone. No, sometimes you need a little something extra to get you through the holidays with a constant smile on your face. And I'm not talking about any illegal substances here either. What I am talking about is The Greatest X'mas Album Ever.

Hey all you fans of soccer, you should definitely check out this clip. It's one of my all-time favs and it features one of the most peculiar games, and one of the greatest goals, in soccer history.

Not a fan of soccer? Well, fans of philosophy have also been known to enjoy this too.

Like philosophy even less than you like soccer? Well, then, you'll be glad to hear that all fans of Monty Python also love this classic clip.

Ok, contrary to what some of you may believe, I have no problem admitting when I've screwed up. And it appears that in this case I most certainly have. A couple of days ago I was informed that I had left an excruciatingly bad, and poll altering, song off the Worst Song of All Time Poll list last month. My friend Chris, who informed me of this crucial omission, was adamant that it belonged on the list and that people would have voted for it if only given the chance. Well, feeling her passion, and not yet understanding the root cause of her feelings, I went and found it on YouTube and now, after having heard it, have no choice but to agree with her that the final results of the poll are completely distorted.

There are two kinds of people in this world, those who are intrigued by a song called "Dear Penis" and those who are not. In other words, those who like to laugh and those who find such things a waste of time. Which one are you?

Definitely check this out! You do NOT, I repeat, do NOT have to be a football fan or even a sports fan of any kind whatsoever to marvel at this clip. It's simply unbelievable! Hell, I mean even a cricket fan could appreciate this. It's that amazing.

Check this out. One of my all-time favorite quotes from one of my all-time favorite authors, Nick Hornby:

How do people, like, not curse? How is it possible? There are all these gaps in speech where you just have to put a "fuck." I'll tell you who the most admirable people in the world are: newscasters. If that was me, I'd be like, "And the motherfuckers flew the fucking plane right into the Twin Towers."