Lists

The "Eternal Sunshine of Charlie Kaufman's Mind" Rave (Featuring My List of The Top 5 Comedies of All Time)

There are lots of good, even great, films out there, even a few amazing ones, but what's especially exciting, at least for a film buff like myself, is when you come across a completely original piece of filmmaking. Which is exactly what "Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind" is - completely original AND totally amazing. I just watched it again, for the first time in four years, and, like so many other great films, it blew me away even more on second viewing.

It's Called Conservativitus: The Pity The Conservatives Rant

Your old road is
Rapidly aging
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend a hand
For the times they are a-changin'

- Bob Dylan, The Times They Are A-Changin'


We know that throughout history conservatives have constantly fought tooth and nail against equality and justice? But the question remains, why? Could it be a sickness?

What's up with conservatives anyway? Time after time they have been shown to have been on the wrong side of history, standing strong, tall and proud against justice, equality and progress. Yet in the present they always seem to stubbornly cling to their bankrupt way of thinking, as they insist on opposing all progressive change, whatever it may be. Of course today's typical conservative wouldn't defend slavery or deny women the vote, but, in the end, it's the same mindset and, without a doubt, today's conservatives, had they been around back in the day, would have supported the status quo then, just as they do today. The conservative mind remains the same, it's just the topics under discussion that change.

My Picks For The Best 15 Albums and 40 Songs of 2007

Here they are, finally, My Picks For The Best 15 Albums and 40 Songs of 2007. I'm not necessarily claiming these are "The Best" albums and songs of the past year since there were thousands of albums and tens of thousands of songs released over the year and I simply haven't heard them all. What I am claiming, however, is that the selections you'll find below are my favorite tunes and discs from the past 12 months - damn good music, all of it. Enjoy! And let me know anything I've missed.

My Picks For The Best Films of 2007

Here they are, finally, My Picks For The Best Films of 2007. I may be a few days late with this, but, hey, cut me some slack. I mean, you've gotta understand that it's taken me this long to recuperate from all those holiday parties, especially since they've continued right into the New Year.

Bill Maher's "Dickheads of The Year" List

If you're into lists - and who isn't at this time of year - then you're certain to enjoy Bill Maher's most-appropriate of year-end lists: The "Dickheads of the Year" list from Rolling Stone magazine. From Michael Vick to Rudy Giuliani, the man simply tells it like it is.

Five Lists of Absolutely No Interconnected Relevance: Bob, Woody, Michael, Chris and Bruce

1 Most Favorite and Hilarious Christopher Guest Film:
   1. Best In Show

2 Favorite Michael Ondaatje Books:
   1. The English Patient
   2. In The Skin of A Lion

3 Greatest Angry Bob Dylan Songs:
   1. Idiot Wind
   2. Positively 4th Street
   3. Hurricane

4 Favorite Woody Allen Movies (in no particular order):
   - Crimes and Misdemeanors
   - Hannah and Her Sisters
   - Annie Hall

The Michael Ondaatje Rave ("Divisadero" Is Magnificento!)

I just finished Michael Ondaatje's latest book, "Divisadero", last night and it was, like all of his books, fantastic. He certainly makes us wait a long time between novels, but when they finally do come out they're never disappointing. The man's writing is simply mesmerizing, mysterious, magical and moving (and, why the hell not, magnificent, marvelous and majestic too).

Top 5 Songs About Groupies

5. What's Your Name? by Lynyrd Skynyrd

4. Some Girls by The Rolling Stones

3. Gold Digger by Kanye West

2. Stay With Me by The Faces

1. Stray Cat Blues by The Rolling Stones

 

Oredakedo (Mike Cowie)

Saturday, August 4th, 2007

Top 5 Songs About Genitalia

5. "Tube Snake Boogie" by ZZ Top

4. "The Lemon Song" by Led Zeppelin/"Killing Floor" by Howlin' Wolf'/"Traveling Riverside Blues" by Robert Johnson

3. "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel

2. "Little Red Corvette" by Prince

1. "The Penis Song" by Monty Python

 

Oredakedo (Mike Cowie)

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

A Mind-Boggling Omission: Premiere Magazine's "50 Greatest Comedies" List Somehow Omits "Life of Brian"

Back in early-July I sent a letter to the editors of Premiere Magazine and they've just printed it in the issue that came out this week (October 2006 - the one with Cate Blanchett on the cover). However, they edited it down to almost nothing. I would've liked them to use the final three paragraphs, where I was actually saying something, but I guess they wouldn't want anything too critical - or even slightly political - to appear in print. It was worth a try anyway. Below you'll find a) My letter that I sent to them on July 7th, and b) What they actually printed.

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